Jesus fucking christ the otp to end all otps
- Who’s the messiest one: Combination. It’s a huge mess when Felix rolls around in his money.
- Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: The money. It’s weird to be randomly hugged.
- Who’s the funniest drunk: Felix. He gets even more affectionate with the money.
- Who texts the most: Felix. Usually looking for more jobs to earn money.
- Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: The money. Just… don’t ask.
- Who reads the most: Felix reads all them zeros in his paycheck and nearly creams his pants.
- Who’s better with kids: Neither. Keep them both away from children.
- Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Why fix things when you have so much money you can just buy a new house to avoid every little inconvenience?
- Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Felix’s hobbies include being aroused by his money, so. There’s that.
- Who cooks and who cleans up: Someone else is paid to do both of those things.